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Texas Chili Pot

Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.

The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.

by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018


Making a Pot of Chili

A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.

Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.

I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018


Chili Ring Fiesta

A large grouping of people cleaning the excess fecal matter of each other's assholes by intercourse or use of tongue.

Holy shit Gary I still have feces in my mouth from that raging chili ring fiesta last night.

by Reach Around My Ass July 9, 2010

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Boston Chili Dog

Shitting on a girls tits, and then titty fucking the shit out of her.

I think the waiter was hitting on my wife when he said there was a special on the Boston Chili Dog and that shed have to go to the back to get it..

by mauricedashit December 29, 2010

49πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


African Chili Pepper

The act of pouring hot sauce on an African American male's erect penis before sucking the sauce off with one's mouth- optionally, and most often, while performing oral pleasure. The name of the act can change in accordance with the male's ethnicity- for example, Korean Chili Pepper or East Indian Chili Pepper.

I saw her eying that black guy most of the night- I smell an African Chili Pepper coming on...

I don't imagine a Korean Chili Pepper would require much sauce, but take what you need.

by davecreedance May 26, 2009

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Human Chili Bomb

When an individual is using a smartphone at ground level and is suddenly struck by a stream of steaming diarrhea from anonymous on level 2; such as a; balcony or upper deck.

Dude I saw this hot chick on her iphone under my balcony and I totally broke the ice by giving her a human chili bomb.

by Baby Beadows February 1, 2011

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


chili dog lunch

When one shits on a woman's chest during a nooner and titty fucks her. Cause the tits are the buns, the shits the chili and the dicks the dog. I wouldn't recommend eating this chilli dog

I was on my lunch break with a rager and gave my wife a chili dog lunch in the kitchen. The chili was extra spicy and piping hot.

by scarecrowgangbang August 19, 2011

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž