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Two players sitting across from each other at a table, trying to dunk a kung-pao peanut in their opponent's teacup, using only chopsticks. Fouling is permitted.
Chinese basketball is a good way to learn to use chopsticks.
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The anus. As China is on the opposite side of the world, the anus is at the opposite end of the digestive system.
Jimmy started by licking Jenny's warm, wet pussy then moved south to her Chinese Mouth.
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1. Take out food from a Chinese restaurant
2. A song by The Adicts
#1
Woman: I don't feel like cooking, let's get Chinese takeaway
Man: Lazy bitch
#2
Chinese Takeaway is one of my favorite songs
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(1) And god said on the four day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) I love chinese food....it always puts in a good mood
(3) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(4) Getting some chinese poontang
"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"
"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"
"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"
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When a woman blows you while taking a shit.
Martha just gave me a chinese pickle.
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a sex act involving two male gymnasts, two female Chinese contortionists, and a midget. Female #1 does a backbend. Male #1 does a handstand between her legs and performs oral sex on her. Male #2 stands at her head and she performs oral sex on him. The midget stands on female #1’s stomach and supports female #2, who is also doing a backbend. Female #2 performs oral sex on male #1, while male #2 performs oral sex on her.
It took 45 minutes to set up the Chinese Bridge, but it was worth the wait.
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Before sex a male sprays wax on his penis and lights the wax on fire and then profusely sticks in flaming cock in his wife or daughter asshole
Evan preformed the Chinese dragon on Cindy during a romantic day in bed with his daughter
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