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Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it

*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"

by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019


Chipping Up

To win the championship in a competitive event. (ChampionCHIP)

I can't wait wait for this years fantasy football league so I can resume Chipping Up! Pretty soon you going to have to call me Sir-Chips-Alot!

by Andrew420 March 15, 2011


nut chips

Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!

Joe Ate hunter's nut chips

TRUE STORY

by DR SEXY M.D. January 20, 2016


Jesse Chips

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012


STULL CHIP

Is a Guy with the smallest cock in the world that wears glasses and acts like a boomerang when it comes to women

Stull chip has a small shrimp cock

by Unknown genius December 21, 2016


Queen of the Chips

The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.

The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.

She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).

Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.

"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.

by ChipsAnonymous July 5, 2013


chip splinter

When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.

*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"

by Grillbae May 17, 2017