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When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.
Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.
Butt play at or around sunset ( i.e. before dinner) on a private balcony or patio
We enjoyed a chocolate sunset before our romantic, candlelit dinner
When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
Rabbit and other rodent droppings on your lawn that your dog eats.
That crazy dog Maggie has finished her dinner, and now she wants to go out to the yard to eat lawn chocolates for dessert.
Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.
-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer
James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown
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The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.
Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
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Oreos with all of the cream filling licked out of them.
I left you some chocolate lesbians in the kitchen.
Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!
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