Clock Dragging

Clock Dragging

The act of dragging a watch on a belt loop across the floor with your pants down.

A person who has a watch clipped to one of their belt loops drags the watch or clock across the floor when their pants are down. It is assumed that the person with the watch is having having quick sex with other person.

Peter must be having quick sex again. He was clock dragging a few seconds ago.

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Pepsi clock

a member of Newgrounds.com who when kicked, screams like a little 2 yr old girl and his head pops

Tom Fulp: <kick>
Pepsi clock: AH! <POP!>

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biological clock

A senior member of the Clock Crew, and a very distinguished, dignified, and proper gentleman.

Also known as "Bio"

"Biological Clock is looking rather posh in his new trousers, wouldn't you say?"

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Vampire Clock

A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.

Vampire Clock's new movie was odd.

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Shot Clock

The time remaining to unload your spiff juice (cum shot) on your cheating partner before his/her significant other busts you.

Guy 1: So I heard you almost got caught!
Guy 2: Yeah I heard his car pull up and I knew had at least 15 secs on the Shot Clock

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clue clock

verb: to catch by surprise with a really hard punch or hit, which usually leaves the recipient of the same word (used in noun form) dazed, confused or reeling, or in extreme cases, down or out for the count. The past tense form of the verb is generally representative of a single strike or blow, which effectively and convincingly takes the recipient down and/or out.

She didn't consider herself much of a fighter, but she waited in the dark room, just behind the door, with a cast iron skillet in hand, scared but ready to clue clock her uninvited guest across his forehead, if he proved crazy enough to continue following her around in her own home!

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broken clocks

An underrated song by SZA.

Run fast from my day job
Runnin' fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin' back to the strip club
I'm never going back, never going back
No you can't make me
Never going back, never going back (Nah)
They never take me (Yeah)

(broken clocks)

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