Clock Cleaned

To have fellatio performed on you by a willing female participant

Peter just got his clock cleaned by that broad from 8’ O’clock Shot

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Pepsi clock

a member of Newgrounds.com who when kicked, screams like a little 2 yr old girl and his head pops

Tom Fulp: <kick>
Pepsi clock: AH! <POP!>

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biological clock

A senior member of the Clock Crew, and a very distinguished, dignified, and proper gentleman.

Also known as "Bio"

"Biological Clock is looking rather posh in his new trousers, wouldn't you say?"

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Vampire Clock

A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.

Vampire Clock's new movie was odd.

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Shot Clock

The time remaining to unload your spiff juice (cum shot) on your cheating partner before his/her significant other busts you.

Guy 1: So I heard you almost got caught!
Guy 2: Yeah I heard his car pull up and I knew had at least 15 secs on the Shot Clock

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hornilogical clock

The internal clock that ticks when you are feeling horny and uncontrollably sexual.

Sarina's hornilogical clock was ticking, but Tad was tired from a long, hard day of work and wasn't in the mood. "Not right now honey. Tadsie has a little headache."

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broken clocks

An underrated song by SZA.

Run fast from my day job
Runnin' fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin' back to the strip club
I'm never going back, never going back
No you can't make me
Never going back, never going back (Nah)
They never take me (Yeah)

(broken clocks)

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