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The black clouds is speed or crystal meth. This is because when you do speed something bad happens so its like you have a black cloud over your head.
Dude the black clouds were over my head last night!
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The Brown Cloud, or Brown Clouding is the act of firmly placing a soiled infant diaper into a female partner's face, while having sexual intercourse from a doggystyle position.
The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm.
One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie).
You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process.
It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch."
B-On: "Hey, lets fuck"
Dre-A: "Ok"
B-On: "Bend over"
Dre-A: "Ok"
***doggystyle slapping sounds***
***epileptic seizure plunging***
****FWAP****
B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face"
Dre-A: *garbled sounds*
B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?"
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The amorphous gathering of vaginal smog that is emitted from a puss during the act of queefing, often carrying a strong aroma. Often attracts rappers.
Susan's queef cloud was so strong that pretty soon half of the NBA was elbows deep in her squish mitten.
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Asshole, idiot, dumbass, fucker.
Any boy with shaggy blonde hair.
Damn dude that fucking asshole is a cloud nugget
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White Cloud, a spiritual location in New Zealand. A haven for patriotic New Zealanders (and foreign guests) who disagree with the governments policy on Krang. Well known for producing clouds of 'oh so sweet' smelling white smoke which drift above New Zealand.
This is one of the reasons the indigenous population refers to New Zealand as the land of the Long White Cloud.
Also named after the spottle 'White Cloud' which lived in the freezer at this location.
K: Yo lets go back to the White Cloud!
A: Knives on! Where is the white cloud?
K: He is in the freezer
A: Of course he is
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An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.
Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."
An ecig, the words a cloud machine describe an ecig by the clouds that come from the machine
"Yo pass us my cloud machine"
"Don't you mean ecig?"
"Same thing bro"