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he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.
his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
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The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.
Dane Cook has been often criticised for his material theivery from other comedians.
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More commonly known as a silly bitch.
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
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Before natural gas people cooked with wood, then gas became the new thing, being modern up to date as in now your cooking with gas!
Wow I finally figured out how to put in my speed demon game card! now I'm cooking with gas!
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When firing a gun for extended periods of time, the barrel becomes so hot that rounds in the chamber ignite from the ambient heat instead of from the firing pin striking the primer. Cook offs are dangerous because they rarely occur immediately after loading the round and because it's impossible to tell when or if it will happen.
My AR-15 barrel was smoking half-way through the torture test, so I dipped it in water to avoid any potential ammunition cook offs.
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Kay cook is a amazing beautiful girl.Yes she may have made some mistakes with Zach Herron.Yet everyone makes mistakes.She’s also a very good singer.
Kay cook sings very well.
I love Kay Cook’s new ep.
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A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.
Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.
^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.
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