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The new Democratic governor of North Carolina and former Attorney General of North Carolina from 2001-16.
Hopefully will try to clear up Pat McCrory's massive dump he left on NC the last 4 years, but sadly, considering the beyond corrupt NC legislature, I doubt it. Although, I'd rather have somebody sane in office than Pat fucking McCrory.
"I hope to god Roy Cooper cleans up Pat McCrory's transphobic/homophobic/etc bullshit or I'm getting the fuck out of NC."
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A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.
1. Look, there go the Mini Coopers! I hope they don't ram the watch kiosk again.
2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.
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The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him
Person 1: I hate him
Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now
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A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.
Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.
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The most, amazing ,fit, big cocked guy in the universe and is the god to the yaheeeee and is ultimately moist
Your such a charlie cooper
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mason coopers can be really annoying but they have big asses and you can never get bored of them. they can amuse you just by you seeing them. they’re funny but obnoxious. can’t forget they’re hot as fuck
mason cooper is so annoying but he’s thick as fuck
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Lily Cooper is one of my best friends. She is so nice and amazingly funny. She always knows how to light up a room and make everyone around her smile. She is an amazing artist and has a cute sense of style. She is super lit and a god at minecraft. If you don’t have a Lily Cooper friend you don’t have a real friend.
Sarah: Omg that girl is so cool!!!
Dumb Bitch: how?? she’s LILY COOPER
Sarah: BECAUSE she’s Lily Cooper she’s the best person you’ll meet!
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