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In the early days black people used to be slaves and had to pick up cotton for the white people and were misstreated beadly.
Slave owner: hey Jamal! Your a ugly nigga, go and PICK UP THAT COTTON! you worthless trashy nigga "multiple whip blows".
also known as the Master Assploder; rapes anything in sight including covenant, beautiful women, and Jews, feared by all the above for his amazingly badass monster cock
"Dude, did you see that cotton strudel guy."
"yeah he raped my ass with a br and teabaged the hell outta my sister"
"holy shit! you better stay away from that guy. he will tear your ass up"
A person who wears Rugby shirts to work when should be dressed smartly
Steve : Look out, here comes Cotton Traders Vale
Pete : I wear better clothes than that when I'm knuckle sludging
An excessive amount of sheep jizz in the mouth
Jenny sucked on billys the lambs Knob. He came and now Jenny has a cotton mouth.
The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.
If only they knew.
I went to the whore house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.
Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.
"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."
when you period blood gets stuck in your pubes
woke up, didnt shave and that damn pink cotton candy happened!