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“Cough”, also known as “Daniel Coughlin” or “Crackman” - a young lad from Billericay who likes do endludge in crack cocaine of an evening.
“Crack man coughs on a mental one tonight”
coughing: - weird force choking that can cause death (michael hutchence).
Characterised by an attack of the adam's apple.
Force choking being a lack of air, oxygen and love.
I was doing a cough (forced choked) on cam today. I thought that it was a blockage my airwaves however my doctors were not advanced and didn't understand what it was.
guy:*cough*
guy 2:Oh my God is that a death threat?
When you are smoking marijuana and over-oxygenate so you can hold your breath for a long time. Usually involving cold weather or ice bongs.
Load up the bong and start breathing so we can get a wim cough going.
The dried spots on the inside of your windshield (windscreen) or outside of your computer monitor.
Usually caused by uncovered coughs and/or sneezes.
I had to clean the cough drops off my computer monitor, again.
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."
Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.
#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.