Uncomfortable cow

Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!

Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*

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Happy Cow

The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!

Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D

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polish cow

DANCE

POLISH COW YEAH YEAH YEAH

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cow blinds

Another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Once mistakenly used instead of Beef Curtains.

What are Cow Blinds?

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cow lick

when your hair has a piece that goes up and curls like a cow licked your head.

john: bro you have a serious cow lick!

bill: aw man, does my hair look that bad?

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frau cow

miss almasi. an evil german teacher.

frau cow is such a bitch.

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Cow Patty

bassically Cow Shit and thats it.

O man I stepped in a cow patty.

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