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When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.
Guy1:Hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2:Got stuck in a Crab McMuffin
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A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.
Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.
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A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.
I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.
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Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.
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someone who is doesn't get a joke and is a complete ass about it.
fiftycentisthebest is a fucking crab lilly with dreads!
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mr. crabs is a crab, that has the crabby crab smell in a crabby way that makes him crabby. he is a crabby crab.
mr. crabs: im in a mood, a moody mood, the kind of mood that has me feeling.. moody.
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The act of grabbing hold of ones nut sack with no intention of letting go.
"Dude Ben just ran up to me and went strait for a crab hold!"
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