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a crude form of explaining ones private parts.
"Baby, come over later, and we can examine each other's Crime-scenes.... and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!"
Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.
Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!
“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”
A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.
Word blend for "Biden migrant crime". Invented by Donald Trump to blame president Joe Biden for a new category of crime and it's gonna be worse than any other form of crime.
We'll call it, from now on, Biden Migrant Crime, okay?
It's bigrant crime.
This is, we'll call it, I got it, bigrant.
Let's call it bigrant.
Biden crime.
Bigr .. , oh, that's good, that's smart.
*points finger to this head*
- Donald Trump
Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.
“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)
When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.
John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...
millers: anyone else f***ing criming tonight?
johno: me!
millers: lol