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when something in the true crime community is shocking / epic
holy true crime that’s epic
Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"
"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
I think this definition of crime of passion is self explanatory
Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
Hair that is grown beyond a certain acceptable height but is kept low.
Usually in the case of private schools with hair length/height restrictions for guys
"Bro, where did Garet get all that hair from"
"He rips durags to get crime locs like those, its almost like he grew it over night"
a crime of the stinky variety
wow did you see the news yesterday? ezra committed yet another stinky crime