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Crime against mycology

Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.

Examples are as follows:

1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.

2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").

3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.

4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.

5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"

6. Pale Satanmints.

7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.

"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"

by Crinoid March 31, 2023


Hate Crimes MD

A nickname for the show House MD. The reason for this nickname is because Dr. House, the main character of the show, often insults based on things such as their race, gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Just binged some Hate Crimes MD!

Person 2: That show ended like 12 years ago, why do you still watch it?

by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024


poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020


Crime 360

Tv show of cops investigating murders and run around with a TV crew.

What are you binge-watching on youtube?
Oh just Crime 360

by sirmarcvie April 19, 2020


War Crime Island

A combination of Great Britain and Japan to commit mass war crimes, as suggested by discord user KoreanBathSalts

Damn, I hope War Crime Island doesn't do anything

by MonsoonOfTheWOD May 18, 2022


Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.

Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.

by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 3, 2017


Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.

Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.

by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022