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crotch furnace

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.

This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.

by mattyw August 29, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


crotch snorkel

(n) a word to describe a penis.

Billy has a HUGE crotch snorkel!

by Angelia August 1, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crotch Crumbs

The toilet paper crumbs that seem to attach themselves to your pubic hairs after wiping. They live in there and fall out at a later date, i.e. shower, next bathroom break.

I heard this chick in the girls' bathroom bitchin' about her crotch crumbs...she needs to clean that shit up down there !

by LiveBy11 July 8, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


crotch job

tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.

Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teachers Crotch

The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.

Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!

by withee74 July 10, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


rasta crotch

An unfortunate occurrence that happens in both men and women. However, generally speaking, women are the most likely to be afflicted by this condition.Individuals with rasta crotch have extremely poor hygiene and grooming habits. Because of this lethal combination, their pubic hair becomes knotted and matted and will actually form dreadlocks.

I got that hippie chick's pants off and she had rasta crotch.

by My other ride is your mom April 3, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


crotch art

The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation. skid mark

Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.

by Ralph Wiggum February 18, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž