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Crumb bum

A person who when eating leaves copious amounts of food debris and crumbs on the table, chair, and surrounding floor.

Did you notice the mess that Dora left behind after she ate? She’s really turned into a crumb bum.

by rondubbs June 7, 2020


Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.

Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”

by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022


Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.

1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "

by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018


Crumb Kid

Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure

That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.

by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021


Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!

Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.

by Kathy Melrose June 10, 2008


Crumb Dumpster

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).

"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."

by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023


Dust Pan Butt Crumb

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.

Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023