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A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.
Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.
When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.
Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.
my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up
Extreme oral sex, like pussy eating and dick sucking.
"You see that girl? We were *ice crunching* all day long."
Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.
Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.
You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
when you have a little fling going for someone
haley: who's that?
lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him