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They are obviously more than friends, but it's more than just romantic for them.
A: Who are Dan and Phil?
B: They are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates.
An absoloute idiot towards everybody in the discord community and bullies people for emojis.
Most of the time he’s just busy either pissing on his mum or jamming his bits into a fire alarm.
Stop being a Dynamic Dan you fuck
When you fart in a bag of water and keep it in the freezer, until it freezes. You then use the ice as cubes for a delicious beverage for someone special.
Joe - Hey I just made a Dan Skablam, want a taste?
Antonio- What's in it?
Joe- Try it, and then I'll tell yeah
Antonio - *trys drink* what the hell!?
Joe- DAN SKABLAM!!!!!
Lmao I did for myself 😎. Bao Dan is probably, as in there's a like 99.99% chance, she's Vietnamese. She's hella dumb, likes to dress well, except for some days....das it? She's also a stereotypical asian👌
"Omg that's Bao Dan, she plays an instrument too!"
When you masturbate to ejaculation, then fall asleep covered in your own cum
Guy 1: "Dude what the fuck why are you covered in cum?"
Guy 2: "Must've pulled a Dozy Dan"
When you drink so hard and you pass out by a tree.
I got so drunk on the camping trip I became a regular Tree Dan and didnt even make it back to my tent.