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having sex in a place usually reserved for fancy guests and parties.
wellington wordsworth: my, what a magnificent meal.
lady blackwell: Thank you. Why, just the other day, i had my own turkey dinner on this very table.
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A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.
You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.
(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy
On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl
The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date
2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
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A vagina so stretched out that sex is akin to ringing a dinner bell is called dinner bell pussy.
The guys wondered if Susie had a dinner bell pussy after dating the basketball team.
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The greatest British sitcom to exist.
Adam: have you seen Friday Night Dinner?
Johnny: yes.
Jackie: yes.
Jim: Wilson watched it!
Martin: what did you say?
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The regionally-famous SDJ is a plaid lumberjack shirt/jacket, named after the town of Salmo in the Kootenay region of British Columbia. While the SDJ is an archetypal 'Real Man's Jacket' and a classic piece of working man's attire (hence the Poor Man's Tuxedo theme), the term is intended to be an ironic mockumentary of the town of Salmo, (and indeed any equivalent 'no frills' town in North America) which is basic in the extreme. Salmo has also been referred to as an 'X-Files Town'...
He's so sophisticated, he wears a Salmo Dinner Jacket to formal occasions.
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A method of sexual exploration involving:
1. Kill your girlfriend
2. Put her in the freezer
3. Stick her in the microwave until she is nice and toasty.
4. Serve with tortilla chips
That bitch was totally uptight, youknowwhatimean? I mean she was cold baby, she wouldn't do anything, not oral, anal, the reach around, or even have an orgy with 2 other girls and a man in a Santa Claus outfit. But I fixed that when I unleashed the T.V. Dinner on her.
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A meme where people decide if they would take 500k, or dinner with Jay Z.
500k or dinner with Jay Z⁉️
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