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A sexual maneuver which involves a bit of advanced preparation. A playlist must be prepared which includes, in the middle of it, either the Toccata and Fugue by Bach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_oIFy1mxM) or a soundtrack of a "dark and stormy night" as might be used at Halloween time. The effect should be similar to the opening credits of a gothic horror movie - e.g. Frankenstein, or Dracula.
This song should be placed well into the middle of the playlist, so that it begins during copulation. This really works in any position in which you are not flat on your back. To begin the Doctor Frankenstein, while the horror soundtrack is playing, tilt your head back and let loose your best, loudest, most evil laugh into the night sky. Your arms should be spread wide, fingers curled, claw-like, as you cackle diabolically. Your partner should have no idea what you are doing.
Bonus points if you begin screaming, "It's alive! It's aliiiiiive!"
Instant win if you can somehow record all this and post it on the internet.
"My weekend was great, thanks for asking. I finally got to pull off The Dr. Frankenstein with some chick I met in a bar."
"Things were going really well with Diane last night. We were in bed messing around, and the Toccata came, so I Dr. Frankenstein-ed her. She didn't think it was as funny as I did."
"Yah, well, I Dr. Frankenstein-ed your mom!"
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N.Gin is a character in the Crash Bandicoot series of video games. He first appeared in Crash Bandicoot 2, as the right-hand-man of the power-mad Dr Neo Cortex. He is a physicist who, with his mech-suits, has played the part of end-of-area boss in some of the Crash games. He has been playable in the racing games Crash Team Racing, Crash Nitro Kart and Crash Tag Team Racing. Physically he is a short, squat ginger-haired man dressed in some kind of white coat with what look like metal studs. Half his head is metallic. This came about due to one of his own missiles going wrong and hitting him in the head. Due to his scientific prowess he was able to stop it exploding. In Crash Tag Team Racing he is dressed like a goth, and his vocalisations whenever Crash hits him have led to some people suggesting he is a massochist (although he could just be mocking Crash's attempts to hurt him).
I'm off to the governmnent's meeting on world peace. Maybe I'll bump into Dr N.Gin.
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The reason why 2pac the greatest musician alive made it also the reason Eminem isnt dead in some trailer park right now.
Dre is the God of music and pac is jesus!
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A morbidly obese poseur without a degree who calls himself "Doctor". Best known for sympathetically dispensing Magic 8-Ball level advice and shamelessly self-promoting himself at every opportunity (see Letterman, Oprah shows). Perhaps most offensive is the fact that this corpulent Walrus is selling people a *diet* book.
That fat-ass Dr. Phil is on Oprah shamelessly promoting his diet book called "eat less, jog more".
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What you call someone when they give you a rant about how to live your life.
Michael: *rants about life*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*
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The Night Tripper himself, King of New Orleans, Gris Gris Gumbo Ya Ya and Zu Zu Man
They call me Dr John, known as the Nighttripper
I got a sazzle of gris gris in my hands
I been trippin up back down the bayou
I'm the last of the best they call me the gris gris man
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C.E.O. and Chairman of Chrysler also the spokesperson in the new ads...he's a real person.
If you take away Dr. Z's glasses and replace them with a monocle, he looks like the monopoly guy.
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