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they act of laughing to a point of defecation. or urination.
scott: why did the baby cross the road?
thomas: why?
scott: well he was tied to the chicken of course
thomas: haha. haha...ha. oh, hahahahaha! oh no, Oopsie daisy!!
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A series of shots typically given to someone on their birthday.
These must be taken one directly after the other with no time in the middle to digest or wash down the previous shot.
Sequence is as follows:
1) Angostura Bitters
2) Tequila
3) Chartreuse
4) Jager Bomb
"Oh," said Charles, "my mates just offered to buy me a shot and it was a bloody daisy chain, I'm going to go to the toilet to spew. Biggest jizz kill ever!"
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To “Pull a Daisy” is to fuck in the backseat of a car, primarily in the school parking lot but anywhere is fine.
person 1: Wyd today?
person 2: Gonna be pulling a Daisy
person 1: oh shit, throw that mf back!
*high fives*
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A Pink Daisy is when you are having anal sex with a woman who's only done it a few times so there is still a lot of elasticity and you pull your penis out quickly to essentially turn the inside of her asshole out a little to resemble a flower that is pink in color.
John: You were right Brandon, I went as far in as I could, then pulled back and out as fast as I could and guess what I saw?
Brandon: What did you see my good sir?
John: An elegant stemless Pink Daisy atop my girlfriends beautiful asshole.
Brandon: A job well done...
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The worst band in history that comes from the Connecticut region. Made up of children who can't sing or dance but still shows their ugly faces on TV. They're horrible and they know it!!!!!!!
" Yo by brother killed himsef cuz he got that band stuck in his head
" Must be the kicking daisies"
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In a happy mood but still a bit clumsy. If confused go and watch the best program ever of YouTube!! In the night garden
I feel like an Upsy daisy
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The unfortunate and very painful "accident" that occaisionally occurs during passionate love making where the mans penis exits the vagina and is forcefully reinserted into the rectum.
Lori: Hey Tiffany, last night me and Tommy were sloppy drunk and going at it and his penis slipped out of my coochie and went streight into my butt hole! The most painful thing EVER!!!!!!! He says it was an accident."
Tiffany: Ouch! Just hearing it makes my butt hurt! All men say it was an "accident"....don't believe it. I think he pulled the old Anal Ooopsie Daisy on you girl."
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