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The belief that anybody that you don't know can and will do you harm, given the chance. This is often hammered into the minds of anyone older than the age of 2, and is meant to be used as an anti-kiddy diddler mechanism. Unfortunately, this is usually ineffective, as most diddlers-to-be are friends of the soon-to-be-diddled kiddy's family, or otherwise acquainted with the diddlee.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.
You can thank the Stranger-Danger Myth for the behavior of most kids up to the age of 10 regarding strangers.
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When a girl with one or more STD's has shaved her pubes into a landing strip, it is a "highway to the danger zone"
Thought it was really cool that Mary's pubes were so manicured, but since I got diagnosed with herpes from eating her out, I realized it was just a highway to the danger zone
Danger Press Ups was first formed in the early months of 2010 during a drinking session at Birmingham University. It is possibly the worst punishment besides capital punishment.
First of all, for this to happen, an event so deserving of punishment must have happened that will make grown men cry.
Secondly, the venue must be agreed on.
Thirdly, the number of press ups must be agreed. (no higher than 20)
Fourthly, the defendant must take off all their items of clothing (hats and scarves are allowed to be on)
Fifthly, the defendand must ring the doorbell of the venue.
Sixthly, the defendant must complete the press ups, even if the occupants of the vene answer the door.
Seventhly, all of you run away so fast.
..Because exercise just isn't the same with your clothes on.
Please search 'Danger Press Ups' on Facebook for videos of loyal followers taking on the task.
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Used in military radio traffic to inform some one that the sending unit has enemy contact very near their exact position.
*Marine* Sir, it's so damn dark, I can't see 'em, but I can smell 'em.
*Marine Captain speaking into radio* Echo 2 Charlie be advised we have danger close.
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Person of all things that are godly, a nymphomaniac in search of webcam sluts all the day and all the night. Note: This person is not to be fucked with, he'll blap you into next week.
"woah, don't piss Dave off, i did that last week and he made my mum bleed like a virgin"
The act of carefully halting one’s own defecation cycle for anywhere from 12 to 72 hours so that one may experience prostate stimulation upon self completion.
Kilroy: “Yo I heard Chadlius has been playing the most dangerous game recently.”
Jarturo: ”There are no winners at the end of that one. God rest his hole.”
A person flirts with dangerous ground, when he or she consciously puts him/herself in a dangerous situation.
When your friend holds onto the Rook in the game of Rook, a natural reaction would be to say, "WOAH! You're flirting with dangerous ground here missy!"
"WOAH! You should have played the rook! You're flirting with dangerous ground here missy!"
A friend - "I don't agree with your definition of that idiomatic expression."
Me- "You'd better back off; you're flirting with dangerous ground."
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