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designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.

Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.

by mlhiss April 19, 2020


A Lawless Design

A master of her craft. From upcycling the dopest threads to creating a masterpiece from scratch her clothing is known from Phish lot to the world.

Yo Fam, did you see that mama with that super trippy Grateful Dead jacket? “Yah dawg, that was definitely a Lawless Design

by Alice Dee Money June 11, 2019


designer poverty

'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.

Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."

by Theo Mulenga April 3, 2020


design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 7, 2017


Utility Web Designer

A web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.

WOW, he can design, code and market our website, he's a utility web designer!

by Etomco July 15, 2010


post war italy design

salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.

We'd like to buy in a neighborhood that has some post war Italy design houses are available.

by Beech Bum. April 8, 2016


proxy pseudo designer

A fashion designer who's not a formal fashion designer by trade, who outsources the design and/or mass-produces BS.

e.g. Rachel is a blogger turned proxy pseudo designer

by uberduke December 17, 2016