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The ebonic version of the soda "Mountain Dew"
Hey Bitch while your up get me a moppin' dew
Be an asshole and leave your friends
I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew
trying to fucc, pipe your shit, eat the ass like its happy hour at red lobster, tryna eat you out like a full course meal, want to do the intercourse, want to impregnate you, want to have babies, want to perform the sex, peeny in booty, ill be bill clinton youll be Monica lewinsky
"Madison be lookin so fine tonight that im tryna do the dew with her"
To kill oneself; commit suicide.
I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.
When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.
Mount and DEW me!
"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"
When two people have the same thought at the same time, as if it were telepathy. The reason for calling it a Mountain Dew moment is because the type of telepathy originated when two found girls both made the same stupid mistake when referring to caffeinated beverage. Instead of thinking about Coffee, Mountain Dew popped into their heads. Therefore creating the Mountain Dew moment.
Kathryn: I was looking at camp pictures a second ago.
Edith: WOAH GURL. SAME HERE.
Kathryn: MOUNTAIN DEW MOMENT.