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nail on the dickhead

Synonym for hitting the nail on the head, except the person is a complete dick

Well if it wasn't you. You always hit the nail on the dickhead!

by Astrophysichrist January 22, 2022


Dickhead McGee

The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina.

Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.

Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake

Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina

Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone

“Hey Craig from deli remember when we performed that Dickhead McGee on that spanish cougar”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”

by Danny Double DD January 24, 2021


Dickhead Dinosaw

Always with their best friends and time to time be a dick but there a good person and acts like a dinosaw

omg your such a dickhead dinosaw omg thanks

by Scrubber dove aha November 24, 2019


Tyrannosaurus Dickhead

A person who is acting like a complete fool causing inconvenience beyond belief.

"Did you talk to Fergus yesterday? He was acting like a tyrannosaurus dickhead!"

by Belinda O'hewerdine February 12, 2018


Nonchalant Dickhead

That type of guy who's sole mission is to get girls. This subsect of men will hate on anything when given an opportunity in an attempt to impress the ladies. Will force a nonchalant and ghetto personality to seem tougher.

Guy 1: Did you guys see that new marvel movie?
Nonchalant Dickhead: Ah hell naw, this man still using technology in 2024! * fixes edgar haircut *

by IAmNotARacistButARealist November 23, 2024


Dickhead Ache

Like a headache but instead located at the top of your prick, usually resulted after hours of sexually intercoarse or masturbation

James: "Why are you holding your dick like that john?"
John: "I was off some good crank last night and me and lisa fucked for 8 hours straight, now i have a Dickhead Ache"
James:" That sucks shit"
John: "Yeah"

by CumButtKarma June 16, 2023


dickhead Dean

A dickhead Dean is a druggy who walks round town asking every man insight for their penis. Dickhead Dean is a pooftah

Oh look , it’s dickhead Dean.

by WillyWapper November 15, 2019