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The act of two girls having sex with a dinosaur
Cindy- i want your dinosaur cock
Amber- yeah gerorge fuck me
George The Dinosaur- rawr
Amber- oh yeah It turns me on when you rawr. Lets do two girls one dinosaur
Cindy-mmmmm,great idea
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Guy 1: “my mom got me dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for Christmas”
Guy 2: “damn u have the best mom I only got $300”
The best fucking food ever inventing.
Kid 1: “bro my mom is making dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets again, the best fucking food ever invented.
Kid 2: “for the 7th night in a row? U must be so frikin lucky man.
this is what the earth is shaped like. if you disagreeeee i will do swear word
swearword is not good
i writed this in school
the earth is shaped like a dinosaur
isnt it velociraptor?
shut the fuck up
dinosaur shaped world is real!
"Dinosaurs go Rawr" is a common phrase used by scene kids, skaters and faggots who are incredibly desperate to appear "quirky" and "punk" to their friends, without actually possessing any interest in prehistoric history. They believe that "Rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur language, and that all dinosaurs are big green baby looking creatures who just want to hug you. They go around wearing brightly coloured hoodies and backpacks with these "dinosaurs" roaring (Rawrr) on to show the people around them how unintelligent and desperate for attention they are. They will usually claim they know "like so much" about dinosaurs when in truth they've never read a single book about them, and have only seen cartoon memes on the internet.
Scientist: "So yeah I was researching into dinosaurs and wow they really are fascinating creatures, the theropod dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurus Rex are..."
Scene Kid: "Oh my god like T-rex!! aww like Dinosaurs go Rawr! And that means I love you in Dinosaurrrr its sooo cute see look at my t-shirt its soo quirky!"
Scientist: "Get the fuck out"
Scene Kid: "HEY I KNOW SOOO MUCH ABOUT DINSOAURS SO STFU! LIKE STEGOSUAR AND T-REX! DINOSAURS GO RAWR AND WILL EAT YOU!"
Scientist: "Whats the definition of a Theropod Dinosaur then?"
Scene Kid: "Ugghh... fuck you nerd!" *puts large headphones on and listens to Greenday*
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December 17th.
On December 17th, 2019 at 13:03, a dinosaur was “born”. From then on, loads of people know it’s “National Pickles The dinosaur day!” Or “National Pickles The Pink Dinosaur Day!”
It’s custom to say happy birthday pickles! On something. (Paper, speech, a status, etc.)
Friend 1: “It’s National Pickles The Dinosaur Day!”
Friend 2: “C’mon! We have to wish him happy birthday!”
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-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"