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Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.

(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."

by guyvf December 10, 2008


Custard Donut

Slang for anally cumming in somebody so it looks like custard oozing out of a donut.

“Oh man Aedan, I gave Natasha a custard donut last night it was fantastic!”

by DrPewnLuver October 1, 2018


Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.

The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.

by dirty monkey April 1, 2015


Donut date

a chat with a random person from your Slack workspace after you two have been matched by the Donut bot on Slack

On one of my Donut dates I met someone working on a different component of the same project, so we decided to do an end-to-end demo to highlight the work our two teams are doing. It was a huge hit, and it wouldn't have happened without Donut.

by CorrectHorse August 3, 2021


Devil Donut

LCPL Rivera, LCPL Cruz (aka a hefty marine)

Damn, that boys is a big 'un, he's a devil donut

by 1/5 Make Peace or Die December 13, 2021


Unholy Donut

When a preist gives a rimjob; or vice versa

with or without consent...

did you know the Father recieved an unholy donut Sunday?

by Jonnypcash December 7, 2021


slimy donut

When a woman gauges her vagina enough to expose her cervix and her partner licks it.

Her pussy is so loose I could have that slimy donut.

by Ty bitch March 24, 2018