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1.someone who is a complete asshole
2.a person who no1 likes
person 1: my teacher kicked me out of class again
person 2: yea hes a total douche cock
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a person that just annoys the hell out of you with everything that they say
Man Kristian Latta is a douche bazooka.
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An overwhelming feeling of uncomfortable embarrassment brought on by watching someone make a fool of himself.
I got douche chills watching someone completely bomb making unfunny/inappropriate jokes in front of crowd.
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A white/latino/black/asian/indian or any other ethnicity (mostly white) person who constantly brags about their ethnicity or heritage.
Most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as German, British, Irish, Cuban, etc..)
They constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain Ethnicity or Heritage.
White people will brag mostly about being a European, as latino's will brag mostly upon their own Ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullshit idea.
Like myself for instance, i'm part Mexican (since my grandma is a full blown Mexican) part Italian, part Austrian, and part Russian, but do i constantly brag about it? No. Because no one cares. Since i'm white as hell, no one would believe me either.Espically about the whole Mexican part.
Guy 1: Why do you drink all that weird European Imported shit??
Guy 2: i'm Irish, Danish, and Samoan. I have to drink.
Guy 1: So fucking what. I've already told you what my ancestor ethnicity's are. See me bragging about them?? No.
Guy 2: You're fucking predigest against Irish people aren't you?
Guy 1: No i'm not, and you're only a small part of Irish, like any other asshole claims to be, Dumb ass.
Guy 2: You know, Samoan people like me can fuck you up in an instant. We're burly, big-ass Mo Fo's.
Guy 1: Dude, you're more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i've met your entire family, and they're all skinny, slender people. And not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.
Guy 2: You're just jealous because i'm Danish. We make bomb-ass food. Like the pastry you're eating right now.
Guy 1: You're such a Heritage Douche..
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Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.
"Look at the guy with the orange shirt!"
"He's a Texas douche."
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The feeling of nausea one is overcome by, when witnessing a completely embarrasing situation.
Watching Facts of Life gave me major douche chills.
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Kayne West at the VMA's.
The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.
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