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1. An extreme bag of douche; one who is characterized as even less desirable than a standard douchebag
2. An undesirable person who is also classifiable as a retard, i.e, a retarded douche bag
I hate that guy so much. He is a full-fledged turbo douchebag.
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Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.
After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.
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A person (male) that is notorious for constantly leaving one girl and moving on to the next. A douchebag Asscrack is commonly will have lighter colored hair- maybe red or blonde.
He likes to spend a lot of time with bros whether it be at school or on a sports team like baseball or basketball. DBACs just dont spend enough time with girls to be able to understand them.
A douchebag asscrack is very full of himself and willing to take advantage of others, so a dbac will commonly be tall, thick, or both.
Avoid douchebag asscracks, for the douchebaggery asscrackery will catch up with you in a hurry. If a douchebag asscrack ever tells you he loves you, in a way that you might say it if someone offered you narcotics, JUST SAY NO!
DBAC- Hey guurrll i loove you soo much! we will be married some day!
Girl- :)
DBAC-Just kidding that girl over there is hotter
Girl- WTF
DBAC- Its not your fault im a douchebag asscrack! its just too much fun to quit!
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A complete fuckup. A person wearing colorful robes who does not understand basic orders about standing in a corner. A jackass overlord who does not realize he/she/it has done anything wrong. A Movoldo of unspeakable acts.
"I'm in the fucking corner! Arglebargle!", declared the douchebag comptroller.
So we're looking at some naked pictures of Jessica Biel and this douchebag comptroller runs over trying to put his dick in our ear...what the fuck is that about?
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Acting like an ass and then facing the repercussions.
Hey, look at that Douchebag McFucktard taunting a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo.
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That area between a dick and and asshole.
Most often used when describing a member of the male sex.
"The Situation" just signed deals with Christian Audigier and Ed Hardy, what a douchebag.
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The douchebag index (DBI) is a statistic that yields the number of days since a person last bathed. It is found by multiplying the number of visible tattoos (VT) by the number of missing teeth (MT).
DBI = VT X MT
This dude's douchebag index is 27, meaning that he hasn't bathed in about four weeks. He has nine gross tattoos and three missing teeth.
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