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a really great person on discord! i lovr yhem very very much and they are very caring
-me 22/09/2021
eli <3 is amazing!
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Whatever Eli says goes. A person can use Eli law to win a battle only if Eli agrees after. Eli also wins all ties automatically.
Example 1-
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win
Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty
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the spelling of alien according to my mother
*texting mom*
me: see you👽
mom: is that eli yen pic😡?
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The sex god of all sex gods. Eli is insane at the shagging.
in fact... Eli got anal last night... ;) But now his bum really hurts. :( all I'm saying is if you stick your head in a bottle bank, you will get arse raped by Eli 18 times! and its gonna hurt if you take it from that little white slug.
Owww why did Eli Gould have to scratch my bell end like a cat scratches a wooden post...
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Some kid who thinks he's good at the bass but he's really not. I play in this orchestra and he comes down to 'teach' me. The jokes is on him, I play weekly concerts at Carnegie Hall. He comes down and acts all high and mighty. I pretend to be bad at the bass to find the limit of his ignorance.
"Hey Troy can you play an F sharp?"
"Sure, Eli Pace"
*I shudder in disgust*
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He is a salty leg. He plays ps4 in a shack in his backyard. He is 5'6 and has brown curly hair. He is a bad builder. He is a booooooot. He is 1/69th of a unit. He is a tank. He lives in California.
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A gay town full of pot heads and crack babys.
I would like to go to San Eli to meet my dealer.
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