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The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
When two dudes rub beards together.
Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing
An extremely derogatory and racist term to describe a Native American person; brought to existence by a racist farmer.
I can’t believe that Eskimo Snowpie had the audacity to cut me off in traffic. They should go back to their reservation!
When it's too cold to remove your clothes while reciving/giving head, so only the genitalia are removed from the clothing (man unzips fly and slips out his dick/ woman pulls down pants to expose the vagina)
Man it was so cold yesterday my girlfriend gave me Eskimo Head
When you bury your face so hard into your lady’s vagina your nose touches down into
Her asshole.
I vigorously face-fucked her, I gave her an angry Eskimo!
two girls who have had their first kiss from the same guy
girl 1: who was your first kiss?
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!
The sensual act of gently rubbing ones nose, back and forth on the anus of another.
Do anything kinky lately?
Sure did. I gave my girl an Eskimo Dookie Smooch as I was eating her out from behind.