evan (female)

Evan is a female who is pretty hot. She has no north but the personality really kicks in for it. Evan IS perfect girlfriend material and she is crazy. Evan is super crazy and loves to have fun, yet she isn't stupid, she tends to have fake friends and doesn't even realize it. Evan is all around a pretty hot person

Male: (to friend) BRO did you see Evan (female) today?

Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly

Male: Dude that's hot

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evan hannon

A guy with a massive penis

Daniel: woah... evan hannon has a massive dingalong

Evan afton

The suspect to be the crying child from FNaF 4

P1:Yo! Evan afton isnt real! His name is chris
P2:No! Its Mike!
P1:then who is Foxy bro?
P2:terrence!
P1:who is terrence?
P3: god help me his name is evan its confirmed why are people still debating it ...

Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy

Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans

Evan Peters

THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. deserves all the awards

Cody Fern: i don’t eat any buddah
Fans: Evan Peters puts lord of butter in his coffee

Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster

Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!