freckle fruit

(Noun) stool typically suspended from the hairs surrounding the anus.

I have to go pinch off a couple of freckle fruits

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Fruit of the BOOMS

Exploding underwear, mainly used by the Yemini faction of Al-Qaeda. Fashionably modeled by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab on Christmas Day, 2009, in a botched attempt to blow up a plane over Detroit.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: I'm here to pick up my uniform.

Al-Qaeda quartermaster: Ok here is your robe, your AK-47, and your Fruit of the Booms.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: ummm, ooooooh k.

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Fruit Cup

Male genitalia, since they are like a cup with two strawberries and a banana

Do any hot chicks want to eat my fruit cup? I have two strawberries and a banana

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magical fruit

beans, for the make you toot.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat beans for every meal.

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Dragon Fruit

A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.

“How bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” “Nah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.”

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Fruit Fly

The name for a woman or group of women who like to hang out with gay men.

Plural: Fruit Flies

Dude, Christina is such a Fruit Fly!

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Fruit boots

Street slang for rollerblades

No thanks, I don't need a ride, I've got my Fruit boots with me.

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