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When you're fucking your BTGGF and your half breed best friend climbs in your second story bedroom window and proceeds to gape your boyhole with a cattle prod.
"So I was balls deep, right? And then Matthew fairy bombed me! The second time today! He got me good. I busted. Hard."
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NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth
Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)
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If one consumes too much alcohol, vomits and passes out, but the vomit seems to have disappeared by morning, one has been visited by the vomit fairy.
A - "I swear I puked last night, but my clothes are all clean."
B - "You got a visit from the vomit fairy."
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Heterosexual male who enjoys the company of homosexual males; male version of a fag hag; straight boy friends with gay boy; also known as fag stag
Brad is always hanging out with that little gay boy Benjamin. He is clearly a fairy daddy.
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1. Usually referring to a very over the top homosexual. Usually runs around with a cape on, farting rainbows.
2. A man of gay sexuality, who teaches his straight men counter parts how to: Dress, Cook, Clean, to keep social graces and pick up women.
"Dude, who the hell is that guy with the rainbows and cape?"
"Man, that's Super Fairy, the gay guy from down the street."
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"Man, Super Fairy, hooked us up. He taught me how to do all the things my mom does. Cook, clean, laundry and how to dress"
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A female who enjoys the company of homosexual males. Typically has one ,or more, on hand at all times.
"Did you see Candace's new friend Greg?"
"Yeah, she's such a fairy catcher."
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