Farmer finger

The ability a farmer has to tighten a nut or bolt with his fingers that a lesser man needs a wrench to loosen it.

"Hey man, can you hand me a 12mm wrench? Your dad Farmer Fingered the shit out of this bolt.

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Lead farmer

1) one who farms for lead

2) a total bad ass that goes around and plants lead into peoples bodies usually with a gun in the hopes that something will grow from their bodies like an erection

Guy- eat lead mother!
*pow pow*
on looker- shit thats one bad ass lead farmer...

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gold farmer

Common in MMORPGs, it's someone who relentlessly spams for gold or items and usually can't speak a full English sentence. See chinese gold farmer

{1:General}{Huajinyao} Culd sumone plz spare 5g lol cry!11!!!!!

^^^ That is a Gold Farmer

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twat farmer

Someone who farms (trolls) for twat (booty).

Used as an insult.

"You are such a twat farmer."

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penis farmer

A woman who is pregnant with a male child

After the ultrasound revealed that she was a penis farmer, Anne and Jim started to think about names for their son.

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farmer john

You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest.

My girlfriend wanted to go out dancing, but she had to stay home and wash off her farmer john.

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Farmers Tan

When one is outside and wearing, say a t-shirt
then there arms tan, and the rest of they're upper body is more white

most farmers you see, will have a farmers tan

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