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The act of walking out of a bathroom at work holding a paper towel as if you actually washed your hands after doing your business there. Designed to avoid the looks and comments of people who may be in the hall at the time you are exiting.
"Dude I never really wash my hands after pissin' at home because i am clean and all but at work I have to faux wash and dry my hands to avoid the jeers of all the pretentious a-holes I work with who might see me coming out of the shitter.
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Faux news echolalia - A mental and verbal deficiency wherein the victim mindlessly and helplessly parrots the erroneous and incorrect information disseminated by the Fox News Network.
It was apparent that Larry was suffering from Faux News Echolalia when he ardently asserted that the release of the secret Democratic memo would result in multiple arrests, convictions, and executions at Guantanamo Bay - #releasethememo!
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A male who referes to himself repeatedly as a nice guy, but his actions prove this to be false. A guy may be a faux nice guy if one of the following symptoms show.
1. He repeatedly mentions his nice guy status at every possible chance either online, via texts, or face-to-face or all three.
2. He gets upset and defensive if someone questions his nice guy status and his current behavior. Usually by bringing the converstation back to the accuser in a vicous way.
3. He talks about girls politely, then talks about them in a very scandelous way.
4. He is a closet man whore or player.
5. He is a closet douchebag.
6. He believes that he is more righteous or of better moral standings than the rest of his friends and the world.
7. Is an avid worshipper and watcher of Jersey Shore and takes notes hoping that one day he will be the next Situation. (Not Vinny or DJ Pauly D that would be just regular douchebag behavior).
Jenna thought her best friend was great, he used to be sweet and kind, he even use to listen to her. Alas, it turned out that he was a faux nice guy when he showed up with Season 2 and 3 of Jersey Shore.
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Pickup Truck, SUV or Crossover vehicle that looks like it would have 4 wheel or all wheel drive but does not.
Good Thing my car is front wheel drive I saw that Faux X 4 in the ditch.
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n. A day when one can celebrate the weekend early on a Thursday because he or she has a day off from school or work on Friday.
We don't have school tomorrow because of an in-service day. Yay for faux Fridays!
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Someone who drops meetings with real friends, by claiming to have arrangements with people no-one has ever met.
Dude he says he can't meet us tonight - he has to meet some friends from work. As if, he's such a Billy Faux Mates!
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The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.
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