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A Mosquito fest is when there are swarms of mosquitoes and if you walk out the door you get attacked leaving you covered in itchy red bumps on your ass legs arms back stomach feet and every other part of your body. Even your face which is the worst because there even more itchy cause you cant itch them because you don't want a nasty scab on your face. Mosquito fests usually take place in the summer after its been raining.
Dude 1: Yo Mosquito fest '09 was the worst yet, I got attacked I counted in the mirror and I have like 200 bites just from walking out my backdoor!
Dude 2: Yeah man I haven't been outside in days I don't want any of the devils bumps!
Dude 1: I got like 7 on my face people are gonna think I have zits!
Dude 2: Mosquitoes are like the vampires of the real world! Fuck em!
Dude 1: Mosquito Fest is my least favorite holiday!
Dude 3: I hate mosquitoes they suck hairy nuts!
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A group of Nesting couples.
Those without partners always feel extremely uncomfortable and end up talking about the weather. These people are known as Loner Boners.
I think they went off to join the Nest Fest.
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Bouncing back txt messages. sending messages via cell/mobile phone to another person that has been going on for quite some time.
There really into eachother,all night they have been having a text fest.
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Any party put on by Christian Mahood for the prolification of his gay fantasies, especially those serving packaged meats. Activities may include "bobbing for sausages", "pin the sausage on the donkey", and "plug the hole with a sausage". These parties are only fun for gay people, so beware.
Oh man, Mahood is throwing another sausage party. The fliers are all over school. He's pretty sick.
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like a sausage fest, but it is with all sun burned cops.
the police auction was a pork fest.
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A festival which occurs every year in pride month, it is for zesty gay people.
Kai mason is visiting zest fest this year!
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Noun. gathering where both male and female participants engage in a variety of sexual and monoganous activity. The ultimate slug fest is when anuses are involved and a minimum of double penetration is generally required.
"Jim, Jim's friends, jane, and jane's friends engaging in group sex while influenced by alcohol."
"They'll be lot's of spreading out our slug fest, should I sign you up for one hole or two?"
"Would you like to partake in our slug fest?"
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