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a situation in which everyone has the same chance of succeeding
If the tax systems are different in each European country, how can industries start on a level playing field?
A area of fields in failsworth, manchester. just behind Lord Lane.
"hey, r u's cumin to bum rape fields to nyt!"
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unexpectedly, suddenly and surprisingly
He just came up with it out of left field.
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A figure a female attains after a couple years of training for and playing field hockey. They build just enough muscle to achieve a perfect ass, perfect legs and usually have no fat on them at all. The only downside is they usually lack just a bit in breast size, but they compensate greatly elsewhere. Most (not all) girls who play the sport end up like this and perfect specimens of this are by far the hottest girls in the school (at least at mine).
Most of them play lacrosse in the spring, simply to maintain their figure.
Guy1: Damn that girl is fucking gorgeous.
Guy2: Yea she plays field hockey, her ass was sculpted by the hands of God. Typical example of a nice Field Hockey Body.
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Taking a dump in your own bathroom.
Buddy #1 : Take me home I gotta take a deuce.
Buddy #2 : Dude just take shit at my house.
Buddy #1 : Come on bro, You know I need the home field advantage.
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It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.
Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
You need a new iPod.
The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.
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Probably one of the most important players on a field hockey team- you can't win without a good goalie.
Only the toughest and strongest girls can be good field hockey goalies. They are brave enough to let girls drive balls at over 90mph straight at them. Most people think that goalies are just one big wall of padding, but some pads have gaps in coverage that can result in extremely painful injuries if hit. Imagine getting hit with a ball going over 90mph, straight in your thigh or hip- that's what it's like to be a goalie. Balls often pop up, so goalies need to deal with shots to the arms, hips, and thighs.
Goalies have to be quick and agile, even in bulky pads. Not only is it a physical game for goalies, but it's mental, too. Goalies have to be able to bounce back quickly if (god forbid) a goal is scored on them. If an offender, middie or defender misses the ball, there's always a chance to reclaim possession. If a goalie misses a ball or misjudges her timing, then the other team scores. Offenders, mids, or defenders take heat for not winning the game, but the goalies take heat for loosing the game. Goalies have a hard job because if the defenders aren't doing what they're supposed to do, or are playing like crap, then the goalie has no hope, and will still be blamed for the loss.
Goalies are tough, courageous, determined, and extremely skilled players in one of the most aggressive sports out there. There's no one else like them.
Field Hockey Goalie: (gets slammed with a drive straight to her hip, and doesn't even break her stride as she clears the ball out of the circle)
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