its when a cow floats in water
look at the banutes floating, those are called floating banutes
A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.
i.e.
SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.
A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.
Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."
When your living the life during the summer in the pool.
#Float life I'm living the life.
A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
When a man ejaculates on a woman while simultaneously allowing a shaken bottle of rootbeer to spray her.
Last night my man gave me The Rootbeer Float, I'll be sticky for a week!
When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float
I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .