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A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.
A Floppy Luke is when two men have the most glorious bloody dick to dick sex wile faded on fent and weed cart.
Yo did you see mohomad and hitler they were doing a crazy Floppy luke
The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
Verb: When someone had to many drinks and she wants you to put it in anyways.
Last night he gave me the floppy fry. It was so bad!
Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.
That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.
when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.
Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.
When your dong goes chugging along
TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret