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A particularly noxious fart - 'a meal in itself', named from the Cornish (UK) meaty delicacy.
Someone's dropped a gas-pasty in here
A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money
She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )
The huggable drummer from the absolute best band in the world, HIM.
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Farting while in an enclosed space, such as an elevator, where you victim(s) cannot escape in a hurry. This forces those that are trapped to breath in the odor until it is possible for them to leave.
Once at 2:00 in the morning at the airport I was stuck on an elevator with a young couple and their single, misbehaving crotchfruit who would not stop bumping into my broken arm. Being already pissed about having to travel internationally without much warning from my boss, I decided to get back at them by turning the elevator into a gas chamber just as I arrived at my floor. With the child's face being about ass-height, I felt quite satisfied after.
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person 1: what the fuck is that smell
person 2: shiit smells like ass gas
person3: gross
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“I really had to fart during that Thermodynamics lecture, but luckily it was an Ideal Gas.”
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The Gas that come form a Muffin Bombing, or gas form a pussy fart.
Guy 1: "dude he just got muffin bombed"
Guy 2: "I hope he got soem Muffin Gas with that"
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