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When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.
Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!
Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
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when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!
"Dude, i couldn't hold that shit anymore i just caused the biggest german mudslide ever!
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-when you shit on a girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
Me and this girl I met at the bar went back to my house last night and I gave her the German Bulldozer.
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After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."
After eating many taco bell i gave my bitch a german mudcake, just for kicks.
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A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.
So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!
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Like a French inhale; except, you inhale the smoke into your eye(s). Note: A German inhalation is an involuntary action. Typically, when smoking something to close to your face.
Person One: "Fuck dude I just got mad smoke in my eye fam squad."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
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A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
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