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A whole girlfriend is what most of these lames dudes out here have at home. Trying to make all the other hoes their half girlfriends!
Forget that nigga craig, I heard he has a whole girlfriend at home.
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A way nicer word for an inflatable doll.
Tim: This guy is so ugly. He'll never have sex.
Matt: Well, maybe with his inflatable girlfriend...
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A small slice of pizza cut away from a larger slice. The girlfriend slice tends to make up roughly twenty percent of the total slice.
Forgetting to ask the pizza guy to cut off a girlfriend slice, the man ended up giving away half of his entire slice, much of which went uneaten.
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A male friend who is a surrogate replacement of a girlfriend or spouse in a heterosexual way. MGs are in near constant communication and may talk more than an actual girlfriend or spouse. Similar to a wingman but with more responsibility, a man-girlfriend will do anything that is typically done by a girlfriend (other than sex). Seth and Evan, in the cult classic Superbad, were man-girlfriends.
“My man-girlfriend hasn’t called me today and I’m starting to get a little worried.”
“Dude, have you talked to Brady lately? What the hell is his problem? His man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”
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1. A female antagonist on the Venture Brothers. Birth name Sheila, worked as a stripper or exotic dancer through college. Currently married to The Monarch whom she met at a party hosted by her then-boyfriend Phantom Limb. She now helps Monarch in his crusade against Dr. Venture. Usually dresses like Jackie Kennedy but will occasionally put on a butterfly-type outfit. Has a rough sounding voice often attributed to smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day.
2. Any female who has to put up with their boyfriend/husband while he makes his rounds through comic-cons and cosplays and things of that nature. These women will often hook up with random strangers just to get out of the building for a while.
1. If she really worked at it, Dr. Girlfriend could kick way more ass than any of the other villains on that show.
2. Nick:"Yo, Jeremy, I just scored with a random chick at the Hilton!"
Jeremy:"You mean at the Hilton that's hosting Comic-Con?"
Nick:"Hell's yeah! I started talking up this Dr. Girlfriend while her man was busy with his trading card game. She gave me head and everything just so she could gets the hell outta there."
J: "Solid."
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When one of your friends starts dating a girl and she all the sudden becomes totally cool with you/conversates with you.
On the scope of available females she just became about as useful to you as your sister. Unless you want to fuck your sister. But if your the kind of person who wants to fuck your sister you probably would fuck your friends girl too.
Anyways this shouldn't become confused with homie hoppers. A girl can only be one of these at a time. Most homie hoppers start as a girlfriend in law but can transform into a homie hopper. But they can NEVER be both at the same time...JH
Girl: Hey how are you?
Me: Bitch I don't cerrr'. I dont wanna be your buddy just cause you fuckin my friend. Quit trying to waste ma damn time ho.
Girl: okay see ya around tee hee (starts skipping away) tralala lala lala
Bitch faced Mitch: Yo, you hittin that?
Me: Nah my homeboy is. She's just my girlfriend in law.
Bitch faced Mitch: word, well that sucks
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