Glazing the Pot
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
when you are twisting words to make the context of a situation seem worse than it actually is. the goal of tar glazing is to make someone look bad. an example of tar glazing would be, someone saying timmy is dating a minor when timmy is 18 and his girlfriend is 17 usage of the word minor makes it seem as if timmy is dating a child when shes infact only a year younger than timmy. tar glazing also incudes being very vauge to try and guide a person to assuming the worst .an example would be someone that is on trial for a crime such as rape with charges of assualt. to tar glaze would be to say they are guilty without further context to make the person believe they are guilty for the worst option.
i cant believe they were tar glazing her like that.
A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.
Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
When you cum into someone’s foreskin
Me and Ryan did a Glazed Doughnut yesterday
You must have eaten a ton of Pussy , Your Face looks like a Glazed Doughnut
A new KASH Beauty face product that adds a luminous, healthy glow to the skin that resembles glass.
Wow, that Skin Glaze from KASH Beauty gives such a gorgeous glow!
Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.
"My girl was so horny I gave her a glazed penguin"