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someone that wants more and more money and uses people to get free money
stop rubbing your hands, you friction goblin!!
A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.
Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!
A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.
Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."
Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him
A term to be used for a fat/ugly woman's baby or an ugly baby
Nicole keeps talking about her Little Gut Goblin
A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.
Man my dad is such a turf goblin.