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Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023


government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 20, 2018


Vietnam War government gaslighting

Is that what they are doing to me at work Patrick?

Hym "Using Vietnam war government gaslighting to silence a dissident and try to convince me to... What? Murder children? Not murder children? Who ARE these fucking psychologist working for you? You know that shit isn't going to get me to think differently, right? Let me ask you something: do you understand the difference between overt and covert? It's not going to make me surrender. I'm not going to stop. If you wanted me to stop or surrender the money would be in a bank account that I and I alone have access to and I would have already sent that money on antibiotics assuming that what you are doing doesn't obstruct my ability to receive care. Which I don't. I don't assume that. I haven't spent any money. And I would be getting for my contributions. Which means when I watch Rick and Morty, MY NAME scrolls across the screen when the credits roll. When people talk about AI MY NAME would be brought up in relationship why I works now when it didn't before. Those 2 things are THE ONLY things that will end this. And it's hard to call that surrender."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025


Government Cheese

Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.

The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.

The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.

Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.

by Brian schwisow January 22, 2023


Government Cheese

Poverty, the state of being poor

Also known as “eating cheese from the government

(Talking about a rich person)
“You can tell they ain’t never got a taste of that Government Cheese”

(Talking about making it out)
“Can’t believe I used to live off Government Cheese”

(Talking about someone poor)
“They look like they have Government Cheese for every meal

by ñēvērłāñd March 12, 2025


Government Christmas

Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.

Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.

by Klueade December 22, 2020


Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 06, 2024