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A fake strain of cannabis.
Used to see if someone is a dumbass or not.
Hey charlie, you got any green cobra
Yeah man, i tried some the other day its well strong.
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(n.) An expression used to describe someone's affinity/skill at gardening or growing plants.
Jillian has quite a green thumb; look at her tomato patch!
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smoked too much weed and your just fuuuucked, might puke even or just fall asleep
Example of a terrible green out:
I was with my 2 friends, we got baked as shit for like and hour and then went to the buffet, i fucken pigged out then we went to mcdonalds to get something to drink (dollar drink days!), I drank a litre of cola and then i felt really sick, started getting codl sweats and then i puked in my cup, then my friends cup, then my other friends cup and filled em all up except the last one....people were looking at me like WTF!!! i think they were anyway, i threw the puke out and we bailed
then I felt sober as fuck and realllly good, like puking after drinking...but i wanted to get high again before the movie, so we hot boxed the car and I was fucked up again and then we saw get him to the greek, i dont remember anything about the movie
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Master of feelings.
I hate John Green. He is evil.
JOHN GREEN WROTE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS FOR GOODNESS SAKES AUGUSTUS WATERS SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CREATED DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK
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Popular name for the hallucinogenic liquor Absinthe; 'green' obviously coming from the colour, and 'fairy' from the fact that after a few shots you shrink to 6 inches and grow wings. What Van Gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off.
Wanna go dancing with the green fairy again?
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Philippine slang for someone who thinks compulsively erotic thoughts; dirty minded; the tendency to give innocent phrases a sexual connotation.
Occasionally the use of the term "green minded" by Usonian English speakers (to mean "environmentally conscious") causes Pinoys great amusement.
WILLIAM: How long have you lived here?
ALFREDO: Ever since I came in the USA
WILLIAM: Dude, you had sex with the USA? Did she get pregnant?
ALFREDO: Aw, man, you have a green mind!
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Something you say when you're heading towards the inevitable. Usually either impending pain or doom awaits you. Intended to be humorous, or as a reminder that others have suffered worse and you now join their ranks.
The Green Mile was a short walk prisoners had to walk before facing execution. To say "Walking the Green Mile" was a way to tell other prisoners that you wouldn't be coming back from where the guards were taking you.
"Walking the Green Mile, better get right with Jesus."
Little Tommy said "Walking the Green Mile." when they called him to the principal's office.
Goobs said "Walking the Green Mile." as he approached the restroom after a 5 day pizza binge.
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