crimson grenade

When a woman takes out her tampon and throws it to her victim.

I was just hit with a crimson grenade, I must go.

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Concussion Grenade

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.

1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"

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Grenade

When you tie up a nut filled condom and smack your girl with it and it explodes

i grenaded armonie

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Grenade Clock

One of the best new artists in the Clock Crew. Author of the soon to be released Clock Bond Movie, The Man Who Sold The World.

Grenade Clock doesn't suck.

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Grenade launcher

When you and a friend try to hook up with some chicks but one of them is really ugly, he'll be the grenade launcher and take the "grenade" so you can have a good time.

Me: dude, check out those girls
Friend: ewww, look at her friend. Looks like her face was hit by a bus...
Me: yea but the other one is fine. Be my grenade launcher.

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Grenade Magnet

When playing a video game a person becomes the target for all grenades.

Did you see how many grenades just hit her. She is such a grenade Magnet.

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plasma grenade

a grenade that sticks to any surface and usually explodes with plasma energy instead of fragmentation from a regular grenade hence its name. No this type of thrown weapon is not only in Halo nor was it "invented" from Halo. Many sci-fi shooters have this type of grenade.
p.s. can be referred to as plas for short.

Joe: Hey dude, you choosing frag or plas?
Bill: Eh, I'm a have to go with the plasma grenade.
Joe: Why? Because it started in Halo? I know how much you like that game.
Bill: No, I prefer to use it because I'm more accurate at getting my targets with it than a bouncing fragment grenade. Also it did not originate in Halo, it is has been around also in science fiction movies.
Joe: Okay, I was wrong let's just play the game.
Bill: Cool then, lets.

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